Wednesday, February 06, 2008

New Story

Here's a story I written some time ago that just popped into my head. Enjoy!

Anger Management


Wearing a black string bikini and sporting a nicely muscled body, Collette was coming from a nearly empty beach, Collette walked angrily toward the street going home. “I swear that guy’s a jerk!” Collette just had another argument with her NOW ex-boyfriend about their relationship, so nothing else was on her mind at the moment.
Meanwhile, a white van was coming from its last delivery stop and was heading back to garage. Little did the driver know that this would be an event he will not soon forget.
Collette still fuming did not even bother to look both ways as she started to cross the street.
The driver was looking thru his delivery manifest and accidentally dropped them on the van floor. He tried to quickly pick them up and came back to the upright position just barely in time to see Collette stepping out on the street.
Collette was stepping out from in front of a parked car, when the white van stopped just short of her, nearly hitting her.
“Hey, are you crazy? I could’ve hit you!! Watch where you’re going missy!” Collette turned to the driver with an angered look “You men are all alike! You can’t even slow down when someone’s crossing the fucking street!!” With that, Collette threw down her beach bag and walked up to the passenger side of the van. The driver was confused and started to get out when he suddenly felt a lurch from the other side.
Collette reached under the van and when she got a good enough grip, she lifted the side of the van slowly. Her muscles tensed and her large breasted chest heaved as she wiggled he breasts from side to side as she continued to lift the van off its two wheels.
“Oh god, please stop!!! I’m sorry, honest!!!” But the van kept tilting sideways more.
Collette was still lifting the van and shifted her stance when her arms were just above her chest. Finally, she pushed the van over laying it on its side. Collette then walked back in front of the tipped van to see a shocked driver looking up at her from inside, “now maybe you’ll stop in time when you se someone crossing!” and with that she picked up her bag and continued walking across the street.